What if? Titles

It seems the recent trend with many book titles is the longer, the better. One blogger noticed this trend and imagined if some classic books had been written now, what might their titles be? A few the blogger came up with are below, and more can be found in the comments of the blog.

BOOK TITLES, IF THEY WERE WRITTEN TODAY
Then: The Wealth of Nations
Now:  Invisible Hands: The Mysterious Market Forces That Control Our Lives and How to Profit from Them

Then: The Theory of the Leisure Class
Now:  Buying Out Loud: The Unbelievable Truth About What We Consume and What It Says About Us

Then: The Gospel of Matthew
Now:  40 Days and a Mule: How One Man Quit His Job and Became the Boss

  

See the blog post for more, and add your own in the comments!